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What is Smart Parts?
a shitty marker made by smartparts
many people often believe this is a cheap awesome highend marker and then the go suck on a large penis
many markers are Superior to the ion such as
-smart parts vibe
-tippmann 98 custom
-spyder mr2
-jt tac 5
and many more, think before you buy one
dude: dude i just got an ion!!!
other guy:so, do you like taking in the ass on or off the field?
dude goes to play and gets raped
dude: damn my smart parts ion!
common phrases associated with ion
"save a rock throw an ion"
"ions suck large penis"
"wtf how do you change modes on an ion"
"fuck my ion broke"
etc
Smart Parts - video
Smart Parts - what is it?
A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.
Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
What does "Smart Parts" mean?
Best paintball gun company, known for there impulses and shockers. They also have the nerve and ion. Its not a nazi company because they sue companys,they sue because of people taking their patents. Smartparts had the original patent on vision and companys like eclipse are making eyes now for their guns, if u want to upgrade after ure cocker or impulse, go with a shocker or nerve. You wont be dissapointed. IF u want to get an a-5 DONT get the ion. smartparts has guns for every level of experience. I myself use an 05 shocker and it RIPS. I was recently at a tourny and many people complemented on how well my gun fuctioned
woahhhh dude check out this kids shocker, it rocks
Smart Parts - what does it mean?
paintball manufacturer, makes some of the best markers out at the moment such as Impulse, Shocker and the Ion.
ur marker dont compare to my impy
Smart Parts - meaning
i upgraded my gun with a smart parts barrel.
Smart Parts - definition
Paintball company, reason why the Viking and Excaliburs aren't being made anymore. =/
I downgraded my gun with a Smart-Parts barrel.
AKA > WDP > SP
Smart Parts - slang
A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy
Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...
Smart Parts
Neo Nazi, facist, Microsoftish, copyright greedy Paintball Manufacturer.
Noob: Hey! I just got the new SP 04 Shocker!
Reaper22: NAZI!!!