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What is Smart Car?
Noun:
A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient
SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.
*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
Smart Car - video
Smart Car - what is it?
1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.
1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...
Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!
What does "Smart Car" mean?
a noun.
type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)
also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).
see also "suicide car"
"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"
Smart Car - what does it mean?
What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
Smart Car - meaning
The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.
Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.
Smart Car - definition
A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.
See also, "things that look like windup toys".
I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.
Smart Car - slang
Smart? lol funny... probably one of the shittest cars i've ever seen. It was also the number one gay car :-/
cant show example as its more than 50 characters :-( just go on Google and type "Smart Car gay" or something like that (Y)
Smart Car
a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle that is often consumed as food by Ford F-150s and Chevy Silverados
What was that? It sounded like a lawn mower starting up. Oh, my bad, it was a smart car.
Smart Car
A compact automobile manufactured by Mercedes-Benz. It has been available in Europe for several years and in Canada for a year or so, arriving in the U.S. as late as 2007. Its advantage to other cars is its incredible efficiency. With today's rising gas prices, a car that can give you 55 miles-per-gallon can certainly save you a lot of money. True, it isn't the best looking car in the world. However, in a certain amount of time, most S.U.V.'s and other large cars will be replaced by compact cars to save costs and maintain efficiency and practicality.
"The Smart Car has got to be the shittiest car I've ever seen."
"We don't all enjoy paying $200 just to fill up the tank."
Smart Car
Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?
Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!
Jim: Oh, okay. Why?
Me: I have a policy...