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What is Slampig?
A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.
Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.
Slampig - video
Slampig - what is it?
They originate from the north shore: East Boston, Revere, Saugus, Lynn, Stoneham, Melrose, Wakefield...etc. Sometimes they migrate to bars, clubs and lounges in Boston. Maybe even in a club near you! These sluts are usually drunk, full of diseases, really dumb, scantily clad with skimpy imitation name brand shit, dirty looking but really hot all at the same time. And they say stupid shit like "Woo!" and "Biyatch!" and "I'm not drunk!" a lot. And they'll fuck you, your boy, his boy and his dad all in the same night while claiming to be a female player, not a ho. And they live in denial of what they really are. And if you didn't fuck her, you know somebody who did.
We were at one of our spots the other night and there weren't any decent girls there so I got drunk and fucked this slampig!
I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.
That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!
What does "Slampig" mean?
1 part goldschlagger, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Baileys, 1 part peppermint schnapps.
Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.
Me: I've had a rough week. This weekend, we should take some slampigs.
Huey: SLAMPIG CITY!!!!!
Slampig - what does it mean?
A girl that has hooked up with three or more of your close friends.
That slampig has already hooked up with John and Ryan, and now she's with Chris, too!
Slampig - meaning
A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
Slampig - definition
There are 4 Principles to being a SlamPig – In order of importance to the definition
1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs
EX. a Slampig agrees to give oral for a 20 bag of weed, after the transactions takes place she asks for her payment for keeping her end of the agreement. She is told to fuck off, and then gets pissed and attacks, and the so called male at this point maces her in the face and leaves her on the ground screaming while a group of “friends” laugh at her in great enjoyment.
Slampig - slang
A girl who will fuck anything or anyone . A slut a whore. Etc
A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
Amanda fucks guy after guy a new one every week she is a fucking slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
Slampig
1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
Slampig
A female you use just for sexual activities and thinks she is worth more than that.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
Slampig
(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.
Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.