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What is Saugus?
trashy ass kids, trashy ass teachers, shitty fucking people. there are like 5 people there that haven't lost their virginities. everyone there is ugly, trashy, annoying, and bitchy. gross ass teachers that are annoying as fuck and make everyone wanna fucking die. wish the school would fucking burn down already. everyone is mean to each other no matter what and everyone fucks 8th graders. whores left and right. the dudes there are worst. everyone is stupid and the smart kids get bullied. everyone smells like pure shit and 3/4 of the school has fucking STDs. people must do fucking coke cuz everyone there is so fucking stupid and high all the fucking time. fucking losers.
dude: hey bro wanna go to the bathroom and fuck that whore?
dude(2): nah, they lock the bathrooms twenty-four fucking seven so the kids who actually have to go to the bathroom can't
dude: oh yeah, I forgot this is Saugus Highschool, MA
dude(2): why did you put the whole name bro
dude: cuz they fucking made me.
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Saugus - what is it?
Saugus high school is the one place everyone goes to get away from Valencia and west ranch. The school looks like shit and the kids are all bitches. Everyone has lost their virginity. They smoke and do steroids all day. Crazy fit ass people from running the S hill. The parties are the most intense in the valley.
David:the party was the shit
Dave: I got so high and wasted I couldn't even walk home
David: let's go to Saugus high school and get fucked up
What does "Saugus" mean?
Saugus High School is the Scrotum of the the Santa Clarita Valley. This school is whiter than the back side of Donald Trumps ass and if you are lucky you might see the occasional Black or Asian around. The only thing diverse about this school is the political views of it, you will hear political groups you have never even heard of. Almost everybody vapes and is filled with alcoholics. The teachers are either laid back as hell or trying to establish the fourth reich, with the exception of a few. Most people are chill with the exception of the people who seem to think that every back corner is a tryout for the UFC which seems to be a good third of the school. Parties here are pretty good and thats about it. The only reason why the school has been getting any attention is because of the shooting. Apart from that it’s just a slightly poorer white washed version of Valencia High School .
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the fight at Saugus High School?!?”
Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck”
Saugus - what does it mean?
He is a warlord, a demon, a robot, and a dragon. He is the fierce ruler of the planet Earth.
Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.
Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.
Also See:
"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.
Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.
Also also see:
"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.
HAIL SAUGUS! HAIL SAUGUS! King of the Underworld! King of all that is! King of Wendy's! HAIL SAUGUS!
Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.
Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.
Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!
Saugus - meaning
The armpit of Massachusetts!
The home of the under 21 club nights @ Tabu in Saugus, MA: when 13 year old girls sneak out and change into slutty outfits to go to the club.
Saugus - definition
American HipHop artist starting at the age of 11, DJX Kbrokaysen, has called himself and likes to be referred to as the so called, "King of Saugus". For the reason he calls himself this name is because he takes more interest in clearing the bad past of Saugus California. Various car accidents, fires, and the Saugus High School shooting have taken more appearance under this name. DJX as developer and founder of Vexar Productions, wants to rise by spreading more positivity and wiping the negative existents to the exotic city of Santa Clarita.
We lead, others follow on command from, "The King of Saugus", DJX Kbrokaysen and the Vexar community.
Saugus - slang
Whoa, whoa man. Check out that saugus over there. That shit is hanging low...
Saugus
a town within the city of santa clarita.
Guy 1: ya bro lets go hit up the kick back in saugus
Guy 2: hell ya beer pong and blunts all day
Guy 1: sick gnar gnar broskie!