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What is Skiing?
When you have sex with a polish woman
Callum how many times have you gone skiing in the past two weeks
Skiing - meme gif
Skiing - video
Skiing - what is it?
A heterosexual snowsport, often involving laying fatties on the roy and afterbang. Variations can be slaying courses, jibbing the urban scene, hucking cliffs, and smurfing the pow in the backcountry.
**See note of homosexuality at -> snowboarding.**
"Dude, i feel really good when skiing, i have this awesome feeling of heterosexuality."
"Yesterday the pow was so fresh, the gnar called me and i went skiing."
What does "Skiing" mean?
A steezy sport were a dude hits up a slop on two skis and throw shit like rodeo 540's and cork 7's. Its also receives a lot of spit from pussyfucks (snowboarders) even tho we can throw way more than they can...
Dawg Jossi's Sessioning some gnarly shit is pretty fuckin steezy Skiing...oooo ouch and that boarder just got fucked up by that skiier.....ouch!
Skiing - what does it mean?
To snort two lines of cocaine at a time, one per nostril.
Dude i was skiing last night it was fuckin intense.
pt. Dude skied like 4 times last night... impressive as fuck!
Skiing - meaning
A slang term for a sex position. Just like how skiers attach their skis to their boots or shoes, in this case, the guy would be the ski and the girl will be "skiing" on top of him by attaching herself to his dick then holding on to something while moving in a "skiing" position. The things that skiers hold in their hand are called "poles" so while the girl is doing this, she can hold on to actual poles (being the bed) or the guys arms.
"Gurrrrl, last nite, guess what I did with my bf?" said Meshala. "What did you do gurl?" asked her homegurl Tarnesha. "We were skiing last nite gurl!" "Oh! Where?" "Gurl, not where, on him gurl!" "Oh snap, you betta tell me how to do this gurrrrl!"
Skiing - definition
When a girl gives two guys handjobs at the same time.
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
Skiing - slang
The flippin best sport out there. Anyone can learn it but few can master it. Tons of different disciplines including ski jump moguls slalom alpine slope style and more. ⛷⛷⛷🎿🎿🎿
Skiing is the best!
Skiing
The new sport in the action sports community. Skiing is just as awesome and fun as snowboarding. People who think skiing is for faggots need to grow up.
Person 1: I used to think skiing was totally gay, but then I watched some sweet skiing videos online and I realized that its just as good a snowboarding.
Skiing
The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
Skiing
fucking most awesome sport ever.
Skiing > snowboarding