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What is Skidmarks?
encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.
his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.
Skidmarks - meme gif
Skidmarks - video
Skidmarks - what is it?
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
What does "Skidmarks" mean?
a line of shit in underwear, a toilet, or sometimes even walls. it is usually dry, but varies in viscosity, it resembles the skidmarks from a car.
Guy 1: Hey man did you see rachel's skidmarks on her underwear?
Guy 2: yeah man, it was nasty af
Skidmarks - what does it mean?
(N.) 1. A thin smearing of shit in your underwear or the stain left from the thin smearing of shit in your underwear usually caused by excessive farting, an improperly wiped ass, or a wedgie in a dirty ass. 2. A term used to describe someone acting like an asshole.
1. Eddie Cruz has skidmarks in his chonies! (undies.) Gross!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!
Skidmarks - meaning
TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
Skidmarks - definition
Wanna-be burnouts who claims to smoke pot and drink for the sake of looking cool, yet in reality, get ripped off on a daily basis.
Some features include but not limited to:
Throwing up off three or less beers
Throwing up after smoking a dime
Not inhaling when smoking a cigarette
Listening to crappy music
Yo we just made 20 bucks by selling oregano to those skidmarks over there
Skidmarks - slang
A smooth brown mark added to the panties or pants after listening to the latest Reburn and the Skidmarks cd.
hey, i took off the bitched panties and they were fill with chocolaty brown skidmarks!
Skidmarks
That thing what happens when your arse goes wrong
"those damn skidmarks"
Skidmarks
The poopie stains in your underpants after not being able to reach the toilet in time
"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"
Skidmarks
Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!