Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Shrink?

One who is a head shrinker.

"so, ....who do I have to fuck to get a shrink around here?"

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Shrink - what is it?

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

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What does "Shrink" mean?

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.

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Shrink - what does it mean?

1. (v): to decrease in size.
2. (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist.
3. (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.

1. "I've got some crazy shrinkage going on."
2. "My shrink told me I need to take some pills. So I told him to fuck off and die and I threw a molotov cocktail into his living room."
3. "An estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft."

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Shrink - meaning

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor

1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink

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Shrink - definition

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

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Shrink - slang

The moral authoritarian who controls the concerned people who add fish to your beer, to help your adrenal glands to shrink.

'In the name of theft, I pretend to be a eugenicist on moral grounds to hide behind the former cavalry officers (plantation owners - US) that make up the stock and trade of the monied upper classes, as I rape the intellect of the country' - the shrink shrinks shrinking, shrinkage continues. Compare to the better life, - the drink drinks drinking, drinkage continues...

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Shrink

1. Fellatio's Woman
2. Fellatio specialist
3. To make the penis shrink through fellatio; deep throat

2.This chick was a shrink, straight deep throat.

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Shrink

The act of a penis getting smaller when it has been in cold watter for a long period of time.

My girlfriend walked in on me when I was naked and saw my penis, which had shrunk.

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Shrink

A therapist, one in the mental health profession, a "headshrinker"

Dude, I can't go out tomorrow night, I gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks I am depressed.

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