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What is Shrekism?The only way, to keep Farquism away. Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night! Shrekism - videoShrekism - what is it?An individual who has devoted their entire being, beliefs and life into their almighty Ogre Lord, Shrek. They've also mastered and on a Consistent basis also joining the practice of Shrekism, and knowing the basics on how to summon him. Shrekist: "I have transcended humanity and evolved by devoting my entire life to our wonderful Ogre Lord. I have now became a Shrekism Priest and shall sacrifice an Onion to our Lord and Saviour, Shrek. I follow Shrekism, and you should too now as well. ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY OGRE LORD! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!" What does "Shrekism" mean?a religion worshiping shrek, communism, gaming pcs and kamikazes he went to a shrekism church yesterday Shrekism - what does it mean?my religion is shrekism what about you. Shrekism - meaningShrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers. Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism Shrekism - definitionA religion based on Shrek where some kid named Logan doesnβt exist. Omg shrekism is a super dope religion Shrekism - slangA form of religion that all 29 years and under in that they pray for I love shrekism ShrekismA beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek. Steven: I just joined Shrekism! ShrekismIt's a form of worship towards a mighty lord, shrek. The main audience is Northen Ireland, as it was its founder. The main founders were the Reid family. It is a worship in which involves a range of sacrifices, such as 22inch dildos and prayers. The followers make up a good 99.9% of Ireland's population, which is located in the British Isles, not Great Britain by the way. "This Irish weaboo must follow shrekism" ShrekismThe one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting βwhat are you doing in my swampβ over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult. It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes |
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