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What is Shrek is love?Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life" Shrek is love - videoShrek is love - what is it?Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life. Shrek is love Shrek is life. What does "Shrek is love" mean?A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday. -Did you pray to Shrek today? Shrek is love - what does it mean?A heartwarming tale about a boy and his love for shrek I just watched 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life'. It made me feel warm inside. Shrek is love - meaningI was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. "Shrek is love Shrek is life" Shrek is love - definitionTo Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek. Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight. Shrek is love - slangI was only 9 years old. shrek is so cool!! Shrek is loveDude, i watched shrek is love last night! Shrek is loveLooking up to shrek as a God (or goddess) "Hey, shrek is love" Shrek is loveWhen you get penatrated by Shrek you say shrek is love Ohhh ya,,SHREK IS LOVE OHH YAAA SHREKK |
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