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What is Shrexual?
The definition of Bi-Shrexual, commonly known as Bi-Shrexuality means loving the hot ogre lord Shrek no matter what form, human or not.
Justin: MOM, DAD, I'M BI-SHREXUAL
Mom: oh dear..
Dad: son please.
Shrexual - video
Shrexual - what is it?
The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.
“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”
What does "Shrexual" mean?
me: wanna have shrex
someone: oh yeah let’s get shrexual baby
Shrexual - what does it mean?
A shrexuality dedicated to the character, shrek. Due to his size, his face, and his large dong, many have fallen victim to this disease. Symptoms of this include, constantly drawing Shrek x Shadow fan art, watching any of the Shrek movies non stop, or simply fantasizing about him every now and again. A way to treat this for guys, is to constantly yell “no homo” every time you see him, and for girls, the treatment is to go back to the kitchen where you belong. (Jk don’t actually do that)
Person 1: Wow, Shrek is kinda hot. I wonder what his dick would feel like when inside of me
Person 2: Oh no, you’re a Shrexual.
Shrexual - meaning
Having a strong feeling of lust towards ogres mainly the ones from Shrek
“Omg she’s so bi shrexual she’s jerking off to Shrek AND Fiona”
Shrexual - definition
The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.
"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*