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What is Shit-ton?
An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.
Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.
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Shit-ton - what is it?
a lot of a certain thing, can be used as an estimated numerical reference
I had a shit-ton of chicken wings while I was banging this broad.
What does "Shit-ton" mean?
noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.
"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"
Shit-ton - what does it mean?
In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.
mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.
Shit-ton - meaning
A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.
We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!
Shit-ton - definition
Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.
You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1:ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4:
Shit-ton - slang
A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.
PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.
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Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.
(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"
Shit-ton
Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.
We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!
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A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.
Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:
That guy must weigh a shit-ton.
Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.