Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
A "Shev" is a cute, sweet spaghetti-noodle gamer e-boy who may or may not be famous on some social-media platform (i.e. Instagram).
This is the guy who seems too cool to approach, but ends up being the sweetest, most admirable person to be friends with.
He is a Smite enthusiast with a grunge aesthetic and fluffy, dark hair.
He most likely has or, at least, wants piercings and tattoos. A Shev, despite making comments about how much they admire goth or Asian girls, are most compatible with other spaghetti-boys named "Corey" or "Chalk."