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What is Shelton?
The hood of Stoke On Trent full of student cunts now!!!
But also full of the asians of s-o-t e.g the gangsters of stoke
The place to come if u want to pick up weed in stoke
If your an outsider don't run ur mouth here or u will get jumped!!!
Located near Hanley and Festival park and etruria (who reckon they all black and gangsters)
Stoke Chav:oi paki scum u wanna get stabbed
Sheltoner:im from shelton mate!
Stoke Chav:(bricking himself) im sorry plz dont stab me, here u go ave my clothes and my wallet and my phone
Sheltoner: Sound, next time u'll be ded
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Shelton - what is it?
A place where b/tards losers and idiots live. A place where people who're Otaku or are interested in other cultures feel SO bad they want to commit suicide.
The people are rude and think America is the center of the world.
That's definetly wrong. A town where people who're american fanfucks who need to learn that there are other counties that're better than America.
Guy: Hey I just went to shelton Washington
Guy2: You did? What the hell were you doing there? Don't ever go there ever again unless you want to encounter some b/tards and other loser that, will make your life suck.
Guy: Thanks
Guy2: Your welcome! Just remember shelton sucks.
What does "Shelton" mean?
A shitty little shit-hole town in Western Washington. People here drive like dipshits. It is not uncommon to see 4x4's upside down in the ditch during winter after getting 1 inch of snow.
Other area facts: Mason County, in which resides Shelton, is the meth capital of Washington. The phrase "You aint from around here are ya, you got all your teeth" isn't a fucking joke. That shit is real here.
The schools in Shelton suck ass. People in Shelton generally are a bunch of 4x4'ing Quad riding drunkards and meth-addicts.
Most kids big aspiration is to turn 18 so they can get on welfare. Seriously.
This place is a total shit-hole. Never move here.
You're so fucking cracked out you probably live in Shelton
Shelton - what does it mean?
Shelton is a very hot guy destined to married a girl name Rachaela
Rachaela :You are so hot!!!
Shelton :Yeah I know.
Rachaela :Let's get marry.
Shelton :Sure!
Shelton - meaning
Shelton is, nowadays, generally a Middle Name. It doesn't really say anything about one's personality, because it was given to them promptly after he or she was born.
Shelton used to be a common First name in the early 20th century. Your parents might have given you your middle name as Shelton, because their grandfather's first name was Shelton.
Shelton - definition
A town in which people are constantly get high off of brand new drugs and 8th graders go to school with hangovers. Don't get me wrong, the people are great, but then theres the 'ghetto' people from downtown who critize people from White Hills and Huntington for being more wealthy then them. Jeeze im sorry your dad walked out on your mom and now your mom sleeps with a different guy every night but don't tkae it out on me (true story). Anyways, then there Shelton High which is probably the gayest school ever. There are four types of groups Druggies/Potheads, Goths/Punks, Preppies, nerds/dorks/other people who have no friends. Basically, you don't want to live in Shelton. It is half rich and half poor..so move to Darien or something
Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Boy: Oh I don't know, i heard theres suppose to be an awesome party though, i think I'll get high.
Girl: Oh my god! Great Idea!
Shelton - slang
A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but seems to get tired or bored of them easily. A Warrior both Physically and Spiritually, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
Music, Money and Sports is where you thrive.
That is Shelton
Shelton
A shity lil shit hole who can flirt with every girl and still have a gf at the same damn time. But we luv that dush bag and he is hot. He is still workin on his sexuality and if u see him oit side the zoo plz call the zoo. He may seem like a cute boy with blue eyes or brown eyes but he still has his pervertive side . Hes soooo cute though so who cares. He is only nice to certain ppl and roasts so well u cant help but laugh when hes around.
Crowd of girls: "shh its shelton... "
One girl: "omg whats the zoos number?"
Two girl: "Fuck that whats his number?"
Shelton
A very hot,funny,smart and kind girl,beautiful on the inside and outside.
Wow she's really like A Shelton
Shelton
A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
That's some Shelton ish.