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What is Shabbat?
a sick nasty time after shabbat dinner before services at the awsomest camp ever camp seneca lake where you can walk around camp with friends or that special someoneeee . . oo la la . . but don't get caught foolin around with that person by the counslers on duty all over. there's a punishment for that.
one girl + one boy = one hot date for shabbat walk
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Shabbat - what is it?
The act of slapping everyone at your Shabbat dinner with your erect penis as you leave. This act replaces a traditional goodbye. The Shabbat drive-by works most effectively when each person is slapped in the face while sitting in a row.
Other than the matzo ball soup, Hershel's Shabbat Drive-By was the most memorable thing about last Friday's Shabbat dinner.
What does "Shabbat" mean?
Something that happens to Jews that are shomer Shabbat. Essentially, what happens is that because they can’t turn on/off lights on Shabbat, they become very hesitant of doing so during the week, and begin to always hesitate before flipping a light switch
Joseph: **reaches for light switch, then hesitates, then flips it**
Mendel: Why’d you just hesitate to turn on the lights?
Joseph: It’s the Shabbat effect.
Shabbat - what does it mean?
A greeting exchanged on the Jewish Sabbath (or any other day of the week).
One party to the greeting exclaims "Shabbat fistbump!" and pounds the other person's fist.
An energizing upgrade from the traditional Shabbat handshake.
Person 1: Shabbat shalom (peaceful Sabbath) my friend, how was your week? (extends hand)
Person 2: Shabbat fistbump, dude!!! (extends closed fist)
Person 1: (pounds it) That was so much more fulfilling than a regular handshake.
Shabbat - meaning
To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made
I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!
Shabbat - definition
can be anything you are trying to vaguely describe, but most commonly alcohol.
"Dude you bringing the shabbat tonight?"
"Yea I got loads of it back in the guest house"
Shabbat - slang
To take a break from the practice of Shabbat. ( Shabbat: ritual observance in Judaism )
Yael: I've been taking a break from Shabbat for a couple months.
Tiffany: Oh, you're taking a Shabbatical.
Yael: I am indeed.
Shabbat
1. A Holy Jewish Holiday that starts every Friday night at sundown and ends Saturday and sundown.
2. Also means slapping your partner with a hard penis.
1. Shabbat Shalom Morris,I hope you had a great week.
2. Thats awesome girl, he started shabbatting you?
Shabbat
The best holiday of the year that happens every week!!!
"I gotta get home before the sun goes down so I'm not late to light the candles for Shabbat!"
Shabbat
The jewish day of rest when Jews get to relax and kick back after a mad week. It's amazing that they have a day like this, I wish I had something along those lines.
I'm well jealous of Hymie Cohen cos I've got to go on missions with my family and annoying kids, and he gets to relax at home with his family and eat chicken soup.