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What is September 5?
People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.
gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?
September 5 - video
September 5 - what is it?
The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.
Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.
What does "September 5" mean?
September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice
every once and a while. About 30 years ago
September 5 was voted national kid day
when a parent spoke up about celebrating
her kids for starting school
Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date
September 5 - what does it mean?
National Boyfriend has to say yes to everything day.Use this wisely Ladies
September 5
Her:Am i beautiful babe
Him Yes
September 5 - meaning
People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th
Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!
September 5 - definition
September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun
Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means
September 5 - slang
people born on this day have the n word pass
bro you can’t say that!
yeah i can! i was born on September 5!
September 5
Freddie Mercury's birthday
It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.
On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.
September 5
Masturbate on a Zoom video day.
On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.
September 5
An amazing, creative, funny, cute, smart (and etc) person was born on this day! Will do anything for their friends and has a big heart that often gets taken for granted. Keep the person born on this day close. You’ll never meet anyone like them.
Guy one: Hey, you see that girl over there? She’s my dream girl. She’s so beautiful!
Guy two: she must’ve been born on September 5th.