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What is Seinfeld's?
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."
The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld)
{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand}
JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.
{she begins kissing Jerry}
JERRY: Sheila!
{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop}
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving.
{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl}
SHEILA: Jerry?
{Jerry turns toward her}
JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line
{Sheila looks offended}
*end of scene*
Seinfeld's - meme gif
Seinfeld's - video
Seinfeld's - what is it?
The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.
George: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.
George: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry: So wash it!
George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
George and Jerry: ..........
What does "Seinfeld's" mean?
An unparalleled television show that ran from 1989-1998 with 4 main characters, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer. Words cannot describe this show. It is a true classic and will forever be. Every episode was designed to a perfection and full of ironic twists, unique characters, and hilarious endings. It analyzes the little things in life and answers life questions. The series finale was the best! Love it all!
Seinfeld Concepts: The Pack, Top of the muffin, mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, Sex with the cleaning lady, Kramer toasting his shirt, the barking dog, Junior Mints, Puffy shirt, Cigar store indian, Mr. Peterman's cake, Stop short, Chinese food, George's cheapness (the red dot, toxic envelopes, etc), the debate of whether the eclaire was trash or food
So many unique characters: Bob Sacamano!! Art Vandalay, Newman, J. Peterman!!!, Jon Voight, Crazy Joe DaVola, Baboo, David Puddy, Sue Ellen Michgee, Poppy, Jackie Chiles, George's parent's, the list continues...
Quotes can be found at www.imdb.com with a forum
If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.
Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.
Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.
Classic.
Seinfeld's - what does it mean?
The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.
Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).
That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.
Seinfeld's - meaning
the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.
vandalay industries! vandalay industries!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.
Seinfeld's - definition
Using a phrase that's been used on the TV show Seinfeld, or a phrase that's akin to one, eg: "What, you don't like Mabel's Bagels? But Mabel's Bagels are great! There are no bagels better than Mabel's Bagels!"
Every sentence uttered from her pretty little throat contained at least four Seinfeldisms.
Seinfeld's - slang
George: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.
Seinfeld's
The greatest sitcom ever invented. Ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was fucking hilarous. Besides, it had Kramer.
Kramer: Jerry, your gonna be the first pirate!
Jerry: But i don't wanna be a pirate!!
Seinfeld's
THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo
They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.
No show out there has yet to match it.
George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.
Seinfeld's
Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.
-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!