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What is Top of the muffin?

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.

I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.

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Top of the muffin - video


Top of the muffin - what is it?

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!

1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"

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What does "Top of the muffin" mean?

Slang for fuck, used to mask the true meaning of the insult. Any small words (to) should be ignored.

Top of the Muffin to you.

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