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What is Scones?
The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
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Scones - video
Scones - what is it?
A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
What does "Scones" mean?
to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
Scones - what does it mean?
Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
Scones - meaning
to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back
guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"
Scones - definition
any sort of hand-held lighter.
Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.
Scones - slang
A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.
While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.
Scones
Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.
Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"
Scones
Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"
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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"
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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"
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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"
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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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Scones
Violated tits
Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers
I find your scones offensive to my eyes