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What is Schwag?
Saying swag, with more swag.
Sh-wag.
"DANG, she definitely has schwag." :)
Schwag - meme gif
Schwag - video
Schwag - what is it?
Straight up poop, usually costing less per ounce then a standard quarter of K.B. would; Brown in color and generally flavorless also containing high numbers of seed and stems. You may expect to cop this off of a high school-er (if your that guy), however for the rest of us whom have standards, would rather have sex with a belt sander.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see mark trying to pawn that Schwag off on me?"
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."
What does "Schwag" mean?
A term used for clothing and other accessories from manufactures that provide there company logo or brand.
Hat schwag, schwag Shirts
Schwag - what does it mean?
1. n: Shitty Hella Whack Ass Grass; Extremely low grade-marijuana, containing large amounts of seeds and stems, generally costing $20 for an eighth of an ounce (in denver), useful for the rolling of Blunts Blunt
"He said his weed was dope, but it was total schwag"
"Man, take your shitty hella whack ass grass and bring me some chronic"
Schwag - meaning
a noun originating from the term used to describe low grade marijuana. now, it is the name of new trier's finest and has evolved from just a name to a way of life known as "schwagenomics"
can also be used to describe a unique situation
1."Damnit, Schwag! Did you eat my food again?"
2."Schwag, did you take something that doesn't belong to you?"
3."That's a very schwag thing of you to do"
4."All you do is play solitaire and smoke schwaggy schwag, schwag"
Schwag - definition
A bread product, in particular a demi-baguette, usually cut open lengthways and served with a choice of uninspiring fillings such as egg mayo, tuna mayo and cheese & tomato.
The common schwag is usually mass-produced and sold in a partially-baked and frozen form as a cheap and convenient profit-making solution for takeaway / short-order food outlets, and those with a captive market such as pretentious cafés at tourist hotspots.
Schwags are usually purchased by hangry and desperate people who've found themselves with no alternative at the time.
"I'm starving. I'm gonna go grab a quick schwag before I pass out"
"That new cafe on the beach is a joke. Have you seen how much they want for a tuna schwag?"
Schwag - slang
a slang term for a low-grade marijuana, known for underdeveloped buds, excessive amounts of seeds, thicker stems and often a relatively low THC content.
Man this weed is schwag, i cant even get high!
Schwag
Mediocre pot; a lot of people hate on it but if you're ghetto like me then it's good enough.
It's better than nothing. At least you got a good buzz if nothing else.
I smoked a joint of schwag weed and now I feel almost halfway high.
Schwag
Usually referred as simply bad weed, however it is actually any male cannabis or pollinated female cannabis (in other words contains seeds). schwage can be better than some lower grade dank, however this is very rare. Schwag is grown for quantity, not quality.
Is that Schwag, or just a handful of shit?
Schwag
Usually pressed by Mexican smugglers to evade the border patrol, often seedy, stemy, or in brick form. Very cheap in price, very low in quality and often smells like poop. Back yard boogie, down town dirty brown, black bear, bad bear, schwag schweezy, poop dangle, bag-o-dirt, reggie reg, dirt mcgirt, mean bear,
Surgeons General says: do not smoke schwag for it smells like poop.