Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Schmoo?

When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.

The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!

The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"

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Schmoo - meme gif

Schmoo meme gif

Schmoo - video


Schmoo - what is it?

A fluid or gelatinous solid, usually thick and oozing as it seeps out of something that wasn't broke, but is about to get fixed anyway. May also refer to an electronical device which has decided to let the smoke out. Popularized by youtube personality AvE of bum fuck nowhere, Kanuckistan.

AvE, upon causing something to leak: "RELEASE THE SCHMOO!"

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What does "Schmoo" mean?

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

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Schmoo - what does it mean?

Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.

A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.

His Schmoo was really pronounced!

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Schmoo - meaning

A complete moron; a fucking idiot.

My brother is a "schmoo".

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Schmoo - definition

A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.

Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.

Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help

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Schmoo - slang

a fat lazy cat or something or someone that doesnt move at all.

a fat cat

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Schmoo

A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.

"That schmoo is so cool, its wearing a hat!"

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Schmoo

Someone who is a massive party pooper that doesn't really care about others, just themself. They also think that they are a genius, and will occasionally say things like "hasta la pasta" or when asked what's up, they say "the sky". They also can't take a hint to save their life. There is a high possibility that they have worn a fedora at least once in their life.

"What a schmoo move."

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Schmoo

A pet name for someone you love or care for highly.

How was your day, schmoo?
You are such a schmoo

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