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What is Schlort?
Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort
Schlort - video
Schlort - what is it?
Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"
Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?
Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort
What does "Schlort" mean?
Opposite of schlong.
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
Schlort - what does it mean?
a small and rather mal-nurished penis
"luke u have a schlort"
Schlort - meaning
A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
Schlort - definition
A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
Schlort - slang
An extremely weak version of the work schlong.
The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.
Schlort
Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.
That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.
Schlort
We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
Schlort
Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"