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What is schlort?An extremely weak version of the work schlong. The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit. schlort - videoSchlort - what is it?Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads. That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead. What does "schlort" mean?We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort! Schlort - what does it mean?Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion. Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru" Schlort - meaningSchlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted. He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort Schlort - definitionHaving a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny" Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick? Schlort - slangOpposite of schlong. You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort! Schlorta small and rather mal-nurished penis "luke u have a schlort" SchlortA very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong. HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort. SchlortA skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with. Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro. |
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