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What is Schaefer?
A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.
Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt
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Schaefer - what is it?
A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.
They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.
CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.
Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.
Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE
Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?
FERP!
"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."
What does "Schaefer" mean?
A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.
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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!
Schaefer - what does it mean?
my teacher, she is very hot but teaches like shit. on a scale from 1-10 niggas i rate mrs schaefer a surprisingly 10/10 niggas
DAMNN bro did you see mrs schaefer today she thick asf
Schaefer - meaning
A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!
Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!
Schaefer - definition
Chicken Little looking motherfucker
look here come alex schaefer
Schaefer - slang
The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.
Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
Schaefer
The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see
Hes almost a big enough tool to be a Schaefer.
Damn what a Schaefer.
Schaefer
Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers
He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?
Schaefer
Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.
Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos
"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"