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What is Santa clause's?A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas. Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night" Santa clause's - videoSanta clause's - what is it?A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high. Man, Iβm Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night. What does "Santa clause's" mean?An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't. Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore! Santa clause's - what does it mean?A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause. The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause. Santa clause's - meaningIncorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles. 'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen. Santa clause's - definitionWhen someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them. 1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good. Santa clause's - slangA man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour. "Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again. Santa clause'sSome weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly. timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs? Santa clause'sThat creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months. Ho Ho Ho... Santa clause'sThe legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter peopleβs home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we donβt know about. The βSanta Clauseβ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a βquid pro quoβ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but itβs really the presents and his cool outfit! |
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