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What is San Juan?
a school at the heart of Citrus Heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn't really ghetto or really diverse. It's known for it's outlandish shit-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and retarded teachers. The y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn't. The renovations attract the bitches that hated Spartans because the school was "ghetto". It's a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the shit you'll be put through.
S: Yo, Michelle be talkin' mad shit.
R: Doesn't she go to San Juan High?
S: Maybe that's the reason.
R: She had a nice ass dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb ass dances.
San Juan - video
San Juan - what is it?
in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. Sure, it might suck your Freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you'll see that it's a school with laid-back teachers, funny ass rallies and a school mass in which 98% smokes weed.
The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!
If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.
B: So how's Bella Vista?
M: Ehh...I'm thinking about coming back to San Juan High.
B: Why'd you leave then?
M: I was stupid.
actual conversation
What does "San Juan" mean?
A yummy shot. Undressed tequila chased by a shot of dill pickle juice.
I enjoyed lots of San Juan Hookers at the bar!
San Juan - what does it mean?
a beautiful and over populated little city. has a wonderful mission and amazing much more authentic mexican food available. it holds a parade around march welcoming the swallows back from 6,000 miles away at their winter vacation spot in Goya, Argentina.
hometown san juan capistrano
San Juan - meaning
A place filled with pot smokers and hippies, somewhere in Northern California. You never wanna move there. Very small, filled with smoke and broken dreams. People come here to get high, or die emotionally. Or both. The only plus side is that you can get super big ice-creams here for really cheap!
Me: I hate my life so I'll move to North San Juan.
Kate: Okay.
San Juan - definition
Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.
San Juan - slang
When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.
Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.
San Juan
When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.
Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.
San Juan
1. A large city in Peurto Rico.
2. A slang term for a homosexual (usually male). Term discovered upon realizing that the popular tourist town of San Juan, Peurto Rico had an unusually high count of gay male residents. Oddly enough, many of them spoke fluent German. In no way is this term derogatory: simply observational
"Siehst du die San Juan"
"What?"
"Did you see the San Juan? who just walked by?"
"You mean the gay guy? Yeah, I saw his boyfriend too."
San Juan
City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America
FOUNDED: 1521
POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)