Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Salted?

Another way to say "don't be salty".

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.

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Salted - what is it?

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

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What does "Salted" mean?

SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???

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Salted - what does it mean?

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

and

Similar to the expression "gutted".

Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.

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Salted - meaning

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

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Salted - definition

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

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Salted - slang

A word used to replace "Insulted", in a Indian accent when someone says "Insulted", he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted

Joe :His girlfriend slept with his best friend

Smith : SALTED!

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Salted

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.

Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school

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Salted

To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.

Shit man, I can't believe Sara is drinking! She's getting completely salted tonight!

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Salted

when you feel stupid, or someone else feels stupid

1. you get all dressed up for ur date and then he/she calls and cancels. ur salted

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