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What is SWAMP ASS?
When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy
You may experience swamp ass after sitting down for an extensive period of time
SWAMP ASS - video
SWAMP ASS - what is it?
When your ass becomes so sweaty that a puddle forms in your pants and your ass becomes a swamp
I've got a serious case of swamp ass from sitting in that chair for too long
What does "SWAMP ASS" mean?
Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass
SWAMP ASS - what does it mean?
when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time
"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"
SWAMP ASS - meaning
An ass that has been sweating due to extreme heat and has hit the perfect ripeness.
Dude, it is so humid that I am brewing some swamp ass right now.
SWAMP ASS - definition
1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.
Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.
joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks
jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.
SWAMP ASS - slang
A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.
"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."
SWAMP ASS
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
SWAMP ASS
Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.
Man what a good workout, it gave me a mean case of swamp ass.
SWAMP ASS
WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.
I HAD TO WAIT IN THE DRIVE THRU WITH NO A/C AND HAD THE WORST CASE OF SWAMP ASS EVER.