5)I had a math test and they asked what alpha was, I answered Sri and got marked wrong... so maybe #5 isn't so accurate.
6)Damn Mike, your acting like Sri today!
7)SRI International is an independent, nonprofit research institute that conducts client-supported research and development for government agencies, commercial businesses and nonprofit foundations. To help bring its innovations to the marketplace, SRI licenses its technologies and creates new ventures.
Known as the "Sexy Ravishing Indian". Sri is infamous for making yo bed rock, while doing calculus. Unmatched in beauty or booty, Sri is the ultimate sex symbol.
Its when a guy/gal get into a serious relationship with someone that they ignore all their old\new buddies.
A sudden alienation from the society, friends,family which brings distance in every other relationship other than the said above!