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What is nonprofit?
Career employee at non governmental charitable organizations. Started out in the Peace Corp or Teach for America. Intelligent yet devoid of humor, warmth or taste. Often a white person who wears glasses and shops for brewers yeast and other sustenance at a coop. Frequently resides in a major Mid-Atlantic city.
D.C. has female nonprofiteers and male maga lobbyists on tinder. Very little sex is happening.
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Nonprofit - what is it?
A Big Box Nonprofit is any large nonprofit organization whose employment practices are indistinguishable from Big Box For-profits.
A Big Box Nonprofit will call discrimination "unintentional workplace bias".
What does "nonprofit" mean?
"college board is nonprofit"
Nonprofit - what does it mean?
A girl who has started her own nonprofit to address an issue facing her community or the greater global community. A nonprofit girl is determined to change the world for the better. She is a very passionate social entrepreneur who is always networking and thinking up new ideas. She is a good example that girls can do anything.
The life of a nonprofit girl looks glamorous with all the conferences and interviews, but behind the scenes, nonprofit girls have to work very hard.
Nonprofit - meaning
When attending a training or conference, and whenever the speaker says something, the crowd nods knowingly and approvingly in unison.
It's a way to appear engaged without learning a god damn thing because nothing of substance is being offered.
The speaker goes on thinking he has made a difference, and the crowd goes home feeling like they are a part of something bigger.
Dan sat thru another wasted day at the conference. Realizing when he left, all that got accomplished was a handful of nonprofit nods to make everyone feel good.
Nonprofit - definition
An organization that uses surplus funds to achieve its goals, rather than to pay dividends to shareholders. Designated under US Internal Revenue Code 501(c).
Bones: Excuse me, your gang can't fund the lobby for legalizing crystal meth.
T-Jam: On the contrary, Bones, we classify as a 501(c) nonprofit advocacy organization. We can fund whatever we wish provided we don't kick out dividends to investors.
Bones: Word to your mother. Lets go cut someone.
Nonprofit - slang
A person or organization that makes profit from having nonprofit status.
See also poverty pimp
“It’s amazing how much Microsoft stock went up after the announcement of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation’s multi-billion dollar commitment to fight AIDS."
“Quite a nonprofiteer that Gates guy.”