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What is SPERM?

Liquid human

Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass

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SPERM - what is it?

White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it

Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were

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What does "SPERM" mean?

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"

Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"

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SPERM - what does it mean?

Microscopic albino tadpole.

Hey so this is my room, wait. WTF! Why is there a sperm on my bed?!

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SPERM - meaning

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim

The new pledge got a sperming.

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SPERM - definition

Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.

Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.

And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.

This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.

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SPERM - slang

The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.

His sperm was in her vagina

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SPERM

The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

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When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.

Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.

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SPERM

S.P.E.R.M. is a system of classifying causes and effects in historical study. The classifications are Social, Political, Economic, Religious, Military and sometimes Scientific. Virtually every event or idea can be classified in one of these six ways. Sometimes a single event, especially more complex events, can be classified in more than one way.

Use S.P.E.R.M. to classify the various causes of the rise of Islam. Be sure you consider all of the facets.

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