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What is SHAPS?Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations. Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday." SHAPS - meme gifSHAPS - videoSHAPS - what is it?The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor. "He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch" What does "SHAPS" mean?a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use. "Dude i ran over your dog's tail." SHAPS - what does it mean?A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping". "I need to go take a shit" SHAPS - meaningA south african phrase for describing an agreement or when saying bye or genrally meaning okay. Eg:wow dude did you see that beautiful car. SHAPS - definitionTo shap is to shit and fap simultaneously. Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?" SHAPS - slangThe act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit. Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping? SHAPSShap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun. Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night. SHAPSOriginating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples). "Hey Shappy, how's the shap?" SHAPSSecond-Hand After Person Shits, when the person before you has taken a massive crap and you don't want the person after you to assume it's yours. *exiting gas station bathroom* |
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