1. After cumming during anal sex, you pull out just to get a shitty surprise all over your dick.
Guy 1: Bro I was fucking this chick in the ass and when I pulled out it was just gruesome! There was shit everywhere!!
Guy 2: Awww this dude got SDS
Guy 1: What's SDS?
Guy 2: Shitty dick syndrome!!
Dude#1: Oh and fyi under armor is use to wick moisture away from the body which really enhances our body's temperature regulation ability. Making your body cool in hot weather and warm in cold weather, also when the body is active it keeps the muscles warmer so that you have less chances of pulling something.
A condition often afflicting a seasoned storm chaser who have become accustom to routine sightings of severe weather and then deprived of it for a period exceeding expectation. It often results in irritability, non-rational thoughts, and teenage like drama. It is most often found with tornado chasers but can be found in hurricane chasers and snow weenies. It is mostly found in the off seasons of the weather event, but also can be prolonged for years if said chaser is not actively chasing season after season.
Posting online, in forums, facebook, etc. is known to inflame the situation.
The only known cures are to resume chase storms or getting laid.
βThat closed low on theGFS is looking sweet.β
βChill dude, you got SDS if you think the GFS at 240 hours out is reliableβ
Or
βStuck at the office looking at the streaming video is giving me severe SDSβ.
Students for a Democratic Society. It was founded in the 1960s as a radical student organization. It was dissolved in 1969 but a new generation of activists have revived it as of 2006 as the "New SDS."
Small Dick Syndrome. Having self esteem issues with your small weiner.
Common symptoms include: obtaining law enforcement careers, riding racing motorcycles, unusual unwaranted hostility (especially directed at couples), desperate fashion choices, excessive attempts of displaying "confidence", a social status of "single".
A social media influencer's version of an apology.
S = Sad, because their apology is pretty sad.
D = Deflecting, because they never take responsibility for their actions.
S = Statement, they're not apologies because they never actually apologize, so it's a statement.
A: Did you here *insert influencer's name here* apology?
B: Nah bro, it wasn't an apology, it was an SDS