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What is Royal Mail?Pre-Privatisation: If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again. Royal Mail - videoRoyal Mail - what is it?A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have the cheek to offer you a shitty fucking £34 pounds in compensation when it cost half that to send it. I sold a laptop on ebay and Royal Mail lost it. What does "Royal Mail" mean?A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels. Royal mail. Royal Mail - what does it mean?A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office. You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers Royal Mail - meaningWhen an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings. I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail. Royal Mail - definitionThe purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared. example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail: Royal Mail - slangA group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground. Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card? Royal MailBunch of mugs that lose your mail, open it, destroy it, can't deliver it on time n send it to the wrong address. Then decide it would be good for the people of the UK that they all go on strike. WORST DELIVERY SERVICE IN THE WORLD! I bought a game off the internet last month on "Guaranteed Next Day Delivery", still hasn't came, nice one cheers Royal Mail! |
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