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What is Roswell?
the most sus highschool you will ever walk into.
person 1: Man E hall bathroom got no dividers on the urinals, Roswell HighSchool sus.
person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!
Roswell - meme gif
Roswell - video
Roswell - what is it?
The little town of Roswell, NM.
We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
1) Hey that club we went to yesterday was so "Roswell,NM"!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
What does "Roswell" mean?
A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.
Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.
Roswell - what does it mean?
Ghetto ass school but fye at football. Never a boring day at roswell high
7 fist fights in one day. Only at roswell highschool
Roswell - meaning
A over-commercialized incident involving UFO's allegedly occured here in 1947.
Now a Mecca of t-shirt and sticker shops every July. There is even a UFO themed McDonalds (tm) here.
Look at those lights ahead..nope, it's the new McDonalds (tm)
Roswell - definition
To probe a human without providing any enjoyment or pleasure to them.
1: He said the sex would be great but I just felt like I was being roswelled
2: Man, I don't care what she wants. I just want to Roswell her.
3: Last time I got Roswelled it lasted 3 hours. Talk about boring.
Roswell - slang
1. An incident in New Mexico in 1947 that was supposedly wreckage from a crashed flying saucer. Later explained by the government to be a weather balloon, the Roswell incident has become a holy grail of sorts for conspiracy theories and ufologists. In the 70s, "evidence" surfaced that there were bodies recovered, even though witnesses to the original incident made no mention of bodies.
2. A really bad WB show about alien teenagers, and their efforts to fit in with the typical, immature high school community.
1. Roswell...believe, man...
2. Like, I watched Roswell today! Isn't that alien guy a hottie?
Roswell
The most amazing love story to ever exist on television. Roswell quickly had a cult-like following of fans who saved their show from being cut by sending thousands of bottles of Tabasco Sauce to the show's creators. This show was a mix of science fiction, romance, and teen angst. The couples included Max Evans(Jason Behr) & Liz Parker (Shiri Appleby), Michael Guerin (Brendan Fehr) & Maria Deluca (Majandra Delfino), Isabel Evans (Katherine Heigl) & Alex Whitman (Colin Hanks), Max Evans & Tess Harding (Emilie De Ravin), Isabel Evans-Ramirez & Jesse Ramirez (Adam Rodriguez). The show ends with the six of them (Max, Liz, Maria, Michael, Isabel, and Kyle) driving off in a van on the run from the FBI.
"OMG, Max died on Roswell last night."
Roswell
On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.
The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.
There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.
The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?
Roswell
A moderately wealthy city in Northern Metro-Atlanta often mistaken by outsiders as the location of ufo sitings, when in reality, it's a bunch of teenagers driving jeeps and lifted trucks pretending to be redneck while blasting Migos.
Hey man where are you from?
I'm from Roswell, Georgia
Do you see a lot of UFO's there?
That's Roswell, New Mexico dumbass...