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What is Roll Tide?
While performing the art of love of the canine persuasion, the man quickly pulls his member from his partners fleshy crevace, spreads her cheeks, and hocks a big one in her anus. Then, WITHOUT PERMISSION, jams his member into said anus with intent to wreck. *Note: Chafing will ensue*
"Dude, I totally Roll Tided two bitches last nite. You could say I completely wrecked'em... and now my balls stink."
Roll Tide - video
Roll Tide - what is it?
A group of idiots who for some reason like Alabama.
Bob: “ROLL TIDE !!”
Rob: “SHUT UP DUMBASS”
What does "Roll Tide" mean?
A completely uneducated saying a toothless redneck would say even though Alabama has not been a national powerhouse in football since the Bear left.
Bama is number one. We will win a national championship. Bear Bryant is alive. Roll Tide!!
Roll Tide - what does it mean?
A slang word used to describe the STD gonorrhea. Usually applied to those who are from Alabama.
"Don't go near that girl she is roll tide."
Roll Tide - meaning
A drunk moron that pulls his junk out and stupidly assaults a helpless drunk by tea bagging the passed out football fan with his diseased ball sack.
Look at that Roll Tide, he has no regard for others and apparently doesn't realize he has a small package. Poor idiot, his mom must have been a roll tide too because he apparently grew up with no class.
Roll Tide - definition
The evidently mandatory utterance upon teabagging unsuspecting incapacitated opposing fans.
"Go for it Billy Bob! Teabag him real good, Roll Tide!"
Roll Tide - slang
A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.
In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.
Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?
Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"
Roll Tide
A person who commits incest, usually in the south (mostly in Alabama)
Alex: Roll tide your mom for me.
Byron: yes daddy
Roll Tide
A salutation amongst the humans that were unable to score high enough in life to be an Auburn fan.
"Roll Tide, my sister's pregnant and I'm the grandfather!"
All reply "Roll Tide."
Roll Tide
A generalized term of approval. Kin to a "hell yeah" or "right on" or "awesome".
Ryan: Hey man I just raw dogged that chick doggystyle and didnt even care about wafting her shit odor.
Clay: Roll Tide