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What is roll tide?
The evidently mandatory utterance upon teabagging unsuspecting incapacitated opposing fans.
"Go for it Billy Bob! Teabag him real good, Roll Tide!"
roll tide - video
Roll tide - what is it?
A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.
In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.
Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?
Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"
What does "roll tide" mean?
A person who commits incest, usually in the south (mostly in Alabama)
Alex: Roll tide your mom for me.
Byron: yes daddy
Roll tide - what does it mean?
A salutation amongst the humans that were unable to score high enough in life to be an Auburn fan.
"Roll Tide, my sister's pregnant and I'm the grandfather!"
All reply "Roll Tide."
Roll tide - meaning
A generalized term of approval. Kin to a "hell yeah" or "right on" or "awesome".
Ryan: Hey man I just raw dogged that chick doggystyle and didnt even care about wafting her shit odor.
Clay: Roll Tide
Roll tide - definition
roll of toilet paper taped to a box of laundry detergent
you bammers do have the perfect duo there...toilet paper taped to a
Tide* box....you can wipe your ass and wash the streaks out of your
boxers when Auburn beats the "shit" out of you guys
Roll tide - slang
Something that Joe Scarborough says a lot on his tv show.
Next up I'll be reading your Emails! Roll Tide! Roll Tide! Roll Tide!
Roll tide
The only thing that University of Bama students have to learn before graduating.
Dean: What have you learned here at Bama?
Joe Benny Bob Willie: "Roll Tide.. Bear Bryant is God !! "
Dean: Great job, you graduate !!
Roll tide
Rally chant for University of Alabama athletics, especially football.
Roll Tide, Roll! Alabama holds 12 national championships, and Auburn has 1.
Roll tide
when something NSFW happened within your family circle
Jimmy saw his hot cousin undressing in her room. "Roll Tide, Jimmy" as he unzips his pants.