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What is Rodeo?
Behind opera and legitimate theater, the rodeo is the most influential public function to date. Rodeo-goers can enjoy a lovely rustic atmosphere, complete with aromatic manure and the occasional sky-rocketing loogie. Those who frequent rodeos should observe the strict dress code: uncovered heads and sneaker-shod feet are heavily looked down upon. You can find a nice, classy cowboy hat and pair of boots in your size at many local stores. Finally, the entertainment is not to be missed. Daring feats of strength are displayed throughout the event. Talented contestants mount a raging bull, and see how long they can sit on its back before being tossed off. The performances are breathtaking, with authentic fractures and cursing. No refreshments.
-I say, this rodeo is spectacular. His five-second interval on the bull's back seems to represent the shortness of human life.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.
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Rodeo - what is it?
when a male gathers a large group of friends, and as a team they go to a bar. The male then seduces the biggest girl he can find, and brings her home for sex. Once riding her doggy style, he grabs her with one hand and reaches the other sky-ward, and yells "YEE HAW!!", at which time all the friends come running in, screaming and laughing! Now, the male fucking the large woman must hold on for AT LEAST 8 seconds. The men all take turns with different women, and whoever stays inside his partner longest wins.. This is truly harder than you might think, as the fatty is liable to be scared and PISSED!
Last night I bagged a 400 pounder, brought her home, and started the rodeo! When my boys busted in yelling and laughing at her, She went crazy, and I only lasted another 4 seconds!
What does "Rodeo" mean?
When you are banging a fat chick from behind and your friend jumps out of the closet with a stop watch and yells RODEO. The fat chick will try like hell to get away and you attempt to stay inside of her for 8 seconds.
I pulled a Rodeo on Cindy last night and rode her for all 8 seconds.
Rodeo - what does it mean?
Whilst performing sexual intercourse, the male tells the female that he has herpes (Disease may vary). He then tries to stay in her as long as possible. He wins if he "beats the bull," or climaxes inside her. Females that can put up a fight for the whole time are considered Water Bulls while females who give up after losing energy are considered young calfs
Last night i went to the Rodeo, yippeekaiyay
Rodeo - meaning
start fucking her doggy style, grab a handful of hair and then pull your dick out and ram it into her ass. Last for 8 seconds and you win.
She's still pissed about that rodeo the other night... and still walking funny too
Rodeo - definition
The Rodeo is a sex game involving having "doggy style" sexual intercourse with a girl and saying another girl's name over and over, in order to upset her enough to wriggle herself away from you in anger. The object of the game is to hold onto the girl and stay inside of her for as long as you can.
Typically, a man does not want to do this to a girl he wants to remain in a relationship with.
Last night's rodeo with my date lasted about ten minutes. Surprisingly, she wants to see me again...
Rodeo - slang
When your rooting a chick doggy style and then whisper in her ear " this is how i done your sister!" and then see how long you can stay on before you get the crap beaten out of you.
People try to do the "Rodeo" with Paris Hilton but she doesnt give a sh*t.
Rodeo
when having anal with a girl, reach around and grab two handfulls of tit and wisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then do your best to hang on for 8 seconds.
I was with stacy's sister last night and pulled a rodeo on her... it was the best ride of my life!!!
Rodeo
While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can
I was fucking a girl in the ass and did a rodeo she went insane
Rodeo
When a group of men get together and ride each other till they can’t ride no more
“Chandler: hey guys wanna come to the rodeo with me Everyone else: nah Miss me with that gay shit”