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What is Riot Shield?
A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.
I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!
Riot Shield - video
Riot Shield - what is it?
when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.
Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD
TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!
What does "Riot Shield" mean?
When random n00bz run around in COD and beat people down with riot shields.
Matt: Goddamit there are a lot of Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns going on in this server
John: PWNED!
Riot Shield - what does it mean?
when a player in game(FPS) who always prefer to use riot shield rather than two handed weapons(AK47, P90, etc.)
Guy with AK: "Dude, how long you've been using that riot shield for?
riot shield whore : "Since I was born"
Guy with AK: NOOOOB! you are such a riot shield whore, lllllllmmmmmmffffffffaaaaaooooo!!!!!!!
riot shield whore: *sobs* waaaaaaaa!
Riot Shield - meaning
The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them.
UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!
"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-
Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper-
Riot Shield - definition
When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?
Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.
Bill - A cunning maneuver.
Riot Shield - slang
Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
Riot Shield
A piece of shit the CS dev team made. Commonly used by llamas to block vents and small passages, like the vent in cs_assault.
Riot Shield
Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.
When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.
Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.