|
|
What is Rhodesian?
Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
Rhodesian - meme gif
Rhodesian - video
Rhodesian - what is it?
A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free penis rigs. Those goddamn Rhodesian jackhammers!
What does "Rhodesian" mean?
Any sexual act involving three obese (in back bras), a game of twister, a bottle canola oil, and two Twinkies. Winner gets both Twinkies.
I broke my back and lost two Twinkies in that Rhodesian Ridgeback last night. Also I need some more canola oil.
Rhodesian - what does it mean?
An ancient martial arts move similar to the Zimbabwe nutcracker in which the the opponents testicles are placed in the rectal cavity via the long way around.
Those bush warriors never stood a chance, the Rhodesian military was highly skilled with the Rhodesian reacharound
Rhodesian - meaning
When your fucking a bitch and you pick up your radio and go "calling home base we need a fireforce on this position" and all your homies encircle your bitch with APCs and Alouettes then proceed to gang bang her
"yo I just totally hit Jessica with the Rhodesian fireforce bro"
"Bro are you up for hitting a Rhodesian fireforce tonight?
Rhodesian - definition
A large breed of dog originating in South Africa as a lion hunter. The breed is easily recognisable by the distinctive ridge of fur which runs along its back.
Oh wow! Is that a Rhodesian Ridgeback?
Rhodesian - slang
rhodesian mouthwash
A Rhodesian Mouthwash is a sexual act when someone either shits on the floor and deposits the shit into their partner's mouth, or directly shits into their mouth. Next, they cum into their partner's mouth and make them thoroughly chew the semen-shit mixture. Their partner can either swallow the substance or spit it back out, like mouthwash.
Man, that girl over there needs a hearty Rhodesian Mouthwash.
Rhodesian
Anglo African living around the South Zambezi and to the north of the Limpopo river.
From Cecil Rhodes who pioneered Anglo settlement in the district.
The name was included in the first democratic state of Zimbabwe-Rhodesia.
See; Rhodesia