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What is Relativity?
a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.
all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws
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Relativity - video
Relativity - what is it?
A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
Whats goin' on relative?
What does "Relativity" mean?
Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?
Relativity - what does it mean?
n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.
The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!
Relativity - meaning
hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed
my relative smell like shit
Relativity - definition
People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.
"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."
Relativity - slang
A friend, buddy, pal, comrade, mate, etc…; an abbreviation of the word relative; originally used in mockery of terms like cuz or bro
*Between roommates*
Eduardo- (Enters room) How’s it going man?
Scott- Oh, hey. ‘Sup rel?
Relativity
Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.
Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.
Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.
Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.
Relativity
People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.
I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.
Relativity
The easiest way to feel better about yourself. Or worse.
Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."
Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"
Hym "That's easy. Relativity."
Iam "Relativity?"
Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."
Iam "But I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone."
Hym "Irrelevant. Because it will. And because we chose not to participate we are relatively better than those who cause the problems and those who fail to solve thems and/or fail to stop those who cause the problems. We have an existence that is unmarred by failure. That is why God hates us. So, it's the grinding and the gnashing of teeth for us."
Iam "They need help..."
Hym "They apply a similar logic to you. Why do you care?"
Iam "I just feel like I'm supposed to care so I do."
Hym "But you're useless. You can't help them. They can barely help themselves. Even the best most competent ones can do little more than scream into the void. 'GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!' Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Relativity?...........Maybe we should just try not to think about it and go to sleep."
Hym "Good idea! While you're at it, try not to think about how they would steal my monologue if they thought it was good and they would do it without remorse."