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What is Rap Music?
Music created on a computer or recorded in short segments and then looped over and over again to set an ambient and meaningful background for the African American guy or white guy who wishes he was African American that can't sing to talk over top of it about ho's, bitches, money, "candy", or "y'all *insert one of various terms used in reference to home boyz or posers. your choice. this is where the creativity comes in*
I listen to rap music because I'm too lazy to give music a chance that might make me think, or have some meaning behind it.
Rap Music - video
Rap Music - what is it?
EXAMPLE #1-
Guy #1: "hey, do you listen to rap music?
Guy #2: "what, do you think I have no taste in music?"
EXAMPLE #2-
Guy #1:"yeah, I listen to trash"
Guy #2: "like what?"
Guy #1: "oh, just rap music"
What does "Rap Music" mean?
The world's most widely used oxymoron.
Bill: What are you listening to?
Bob: Rap music.
Bill: Ha. Thats funny.
Rap Music - what does it mean?
Summed up in five words: Nigga, ho, bitch, pussy, rims
Rap music when it was good: I got love for my brother, but we can never go nowhere, unless we share with each other. We gotta start makin changes, learn to see me as your brother stead of two distance strangers.
Rap music today: 20 fo inch rims and a bitch on my dick yo, fake ass niggas tryin to hate me but dey can't stop me nigga i want some pussy
Rap Music - meaning
The greatest music on the planet. Actually takes skill and has a variety of topics at hand. Caspers talk so much shit about it because theyre mad that its spreading worldwide.
Casper: Rap Music sucks! It takes no talent and all sounds the same!
Rational Person: So screaming about nothing, banging drums, and strumming chords is better than people who actually have to take in account of melody, lyricism, tone, and breathe control? Im sorry that people actually want to listen to music thats relevant and covers multiple topics
Rap Music - definition
The worst noise none to mankind
A noise sent from hell
My ass can make better sounds than Rap Music
Hey, it beats listenin to rap music
Rap Music - slang
Retards Attempting Poetry. A heavy holder of this horrible genre include rich white kids trying to act gangster and like they grew up in Harlem.
Rap music isn't a true form of expression. If I was a psycho, I could ramble about people getting rape, having sex, or about "Smacking mah bitch up" for cheating on me.
Rap Music
Rap music is an oxymoron, because rap is not musical. Rap is on one single pitch throughout the entire song. Some people like to pretend that rap music is musical, but people really laugh when others say that.
Billy: What are you listening to?
Bob: Nigga, Ima listenin' to rap music!
Billy: You mean rap. Not rap music.
Bob: Fo' shizzle! Ima gonna go rape my ho now!
Billy: You do that...
Rap Music
A terrible form of music that tells children and suburban white kids that there only cool if you have untold amounts of money, and there better then you because they sleep with women whose ass is the size of a fully loaded minivan
don't get me wrong I like rappers like 2pac, icp, afroman, and run dmc.
RAP MUSIC: Everyday i'm hustling, because I dropped out of highschool,started drugs, stole a car, and blamed the white man for it all
Rap Music
Musical style invented by Deborah Harry, lead singer of Blondie and perpetuated by music publishers curious to see how long; 1)African American males can continue to murder each other for trivial reasons and 2)African American females can continue to be exemplified as anonymous arm decoration and interchangable sex toys.
'It's a shame there's no handgun brand that rhymes with 'bitch' or 'ho', since it would make rap lyrics much easier to write'