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What is segments?
A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.
*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*
*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*
segments - meme gif
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Segments - what is it?
It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.
"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "
"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."
What does "segments" mean?
It means that that body has a few part, like an ant.
An ant has 3 segmented parts.
Segments - what does it mean?
A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
Segments - meaning
a line segment with cat ears and whiskers
guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz."
guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?"
guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one."
guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?"
Segments - definition
An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter
retard: shut up secant
Segments - slang
v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.
20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Segments
One who does not finish stories told.
Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!
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When someone goes crazy on IRC and threatens to kill/harm another person as a result of an argument.
You hear that Sally wanted to kill Bob last night?
Yeah, she really went Segmental.
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When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...
Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.