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What is Randy Johnson?Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like sheβd throw gas with that kind of velocity! Randy Johnson - videoRandy Johnson - what is it?Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify. After leaving the Strip Club: βI think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the carβ What does "Randy Johnson" mean?Left Handed Pitcher for the New York Yankees Now Pitching for the New York Yankees Randy Johnson Randy Johnson - what does it mean?When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson. I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day. Randy Johnson - meaningVerb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod. You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson! Randy Johnson - definitionthe new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis. i have a randy johnson Randy Johnson - slangMy dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis. Randy-Horny Randy JohnsonThe act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!" "No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago." Randy JohnsonOne of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball. Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson? |
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