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What is Rainforest?
When a girl lights your pubes on fire.
Some girl I met at this party came up to me and gave me an Amazon Rainforest.
Rainforest - meme gif
Rainforest - video
Rainforest - what is it?
Amazon rainforest is literally burning
What does "Rainforest" mean?
The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.
Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.
Rainforest - what does it mean?
A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a habitat for animal life.
This one time I saw my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!
Rainforest - meaning
Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.
Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6' tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha! The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.
Rainforest - definition
To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.
Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"
Rainforest - slang
The politically correct term for a "Jungle Bunny."
Politically correct people do not say "jungle" any more. They say "rain forest." And they do not say "bunny" any more because it might offend some people as sexist.
Hey, Leroy, how about you and your rainforest rabbit buddies come over for a beer tonight?
Rainforest
Something that nobody gives a fuck about.
With the exception of environmentalists.
"We need to save the rainforests of the Amazon."
"Rainforest? FUCK OFF!"
Rainforest
A particularly hairy pubic region.
"HAIRYRAINFOREST MAKES MY EYES BLEED"
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Rainforest
An Asian hairy girl that squirts
Dude, my Tinder date was a true rainforest!