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What is Ragnar?
A song that is sung by Bards in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim typically heard within the taverns and inns found in most cities and towns and settlements. It's about a Hero who started becoming a bit boastful about the battles he fought and gold he made up to the point where he gets decapitated by a shieldmaiden. Lyrics below
-Song composed by Jeremy Soule as well as the soundtracks for Skyrim and its predecessors Oblivion and Morrowind-
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said
Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
Ragnar - meme gif
Ragnar - video
Ragnar - what is it?
Pseudonym of an author of several books detailing how to make explosives, guns, antibiotics, and both nonlethal and lethal ways of man-trapping. All his books are published by Paladin Press. The NSA will have a van outside your residence within a week of buying any of his publications.
Ragnar Benson wrote:
* Acquiring New ID : How To Easily Use The Latest Technology To Drop Out, Start Over, and Get On with Your Life
* Action Careers: Employment in the High-Risk Job Market
* Breath Of The Dragon: Homebuilt Flamethrowers
* Bull's Eye: Crossbow
* David's Tool Kit: A Citizen's Guide to Taking Out Big Brother's Heavy Weapons
* Do-It-Yourself Medicine: How to Find and Use the Most Effective Antibiotics, Painkillers, Anesthetics and Other Miracle Drugs... Without Costly Doctors' Prescriptions or Hospitals
* Eating Cheap
* The Greatest Explosions in History: Fire, Flash and Fury
* Guerrilla Gunsmithing: Quick And Dirty Methods For Fixing Firearms In Desperate Times
* Hardcore Poaching
* Home-Built Claymore Mines: A Blueprint For Survival
* Homemade C-4: A Recipe For Survival
* Homemade Grenade Launchers: Constructing The Ultimate Hobby Weapon
* Live Off The Land In The City And Country
* Mantrapping
* The Modern Survival Retreat
* Modern Weapons Caching: A Down-To-Earth Approach To Beating The Government Gun Grab
* The Most Dangerous Game: Advanced Mantrapping Techniques
* New And Improved C-4: Better-Than-Ever Recipes For Half The Money And Double the Fun
* Ragnar's Action Encyclopedia of Practical Knowledge and Proven Techniques (A compilation from some of his other books)
* Ragnar's Big Book Of Homemade Weapons: Building And Keeping Your Arsenal Secure
* Ragnar's Guide To Home And Recreational Use Of High Explosives
* Ragnar's Guide To Interviews, Investigations, And Interrogations: How To Conduct Them, How to Survive Them
* Ragnar's Guide to the Underground Economy
* Ragnar's Homemade Detonators
* Ragnar's Tall Tales
* Ragnar's Ten Best Traps: And A Few Others That Are Damn Good Too
* Ragnar's Urban Survival: A Hard-Times Guide to Staying Alive in the City
* Survivalist's Medicine Chest
* Survival Nurse: Running an Emergency Nursing Station Under Adverse Conditions
* Survival Poaching
* The Survival Retreat: A Total Plan For Retreat Defense
* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades
* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades (Revised Edition)
* Starting a New Life in Rural America: 21 Things You Need to Know Before You Make Your Move
What does "Ragnar" mean?
A Competitive CoD term used for really stiff Assault Rifle players/Main AR Players. Common within everyday trash talk.
"Hey Hazza you're a Ragnar"
"No im not! 1v1 me bocage ars only!!"
Ragnar - what does it mean?
A name of sacred origins. When someone exclaims "RAGNAR", all within earshot must punch someone near them. RAGNAR can be called at any point
Mich: *calls RAGNAR and punches Pete*
Pete: You can't call RAGNAR just so you can punch someone!
Mich: Yeah, you can!
Nick: *calls RAGNAR and punches the crap out of Mich*
Ragnar - meaning
Oh, damn! There comes Ragnar!
Ragnar - definition
One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Ragnar: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
Ragnar - slang
The word Ragnar comes from the word Gymnos which has been translated and been reinterpreted through many generations. Today its meaning simply is naked faggot.
Johan: Dude are you gonna have a sauna?
Max: Fuck no thats so for Ragnars.
Johan: Tru dat, dat shit be gay
Ragnar
Funny person who's weird (in a good way) but also the nicest person you know. They're gonna climb on the fridge just because yes, but they will also do anything they can to comfort you when you're sad. Coolest person ever
I'm everyones Ragnar, but nobody is my Ragnar :(
I need a Ragnar too :(
Ragnar
A bearded man that loves to perform gay sexual acts in the privacy of public toilets, through gloryholes with gay or bisexual men.
Watch out! this toilet has a Ragnar in it!
Ragnar
"damn, i wish i was a Ragnar.."