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What is Norwegian?
A person who is intellectual, funny, pretty, social, including and HOT at the same time, but still isn't bragging about it. A typical Norwegian is usually tall, blonde and with bright, blue eyes and they are heavy eaters. They can drink and party like no one else on the planet, and in their spare time they are fishing, hunting moose or polar bears, diving in the ocean even though its january and the lake is frozen, they go skiing every fucking day of the year and eat norwegian food like fårikål, kjøttkaker, ribbe or pinnekjøtt. And of course fish. (which we catch from the norwegian rivers with our bare hands and bite off the head with our extremely strong norwegian teeth)
"Look dad, who is that man who just killed a polar bear with his bare hands?"
"OH SHIT! He must be a Norwegian!!!"
"Hey, why are you eating my hotdog?"
"Because you're eating too slow. Now shut the fuck up"
"Oh, I almost forgot. You're a Norwegian!"
American:" why the hell are you wearing a t-shirt in the middle of the winter?"
Norwegian:" Because where I come from, this is the average summer temperature"
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Norwegian - video
Norwegian - what is it?
Svenne: Did you just fuck that penguin? Stupid Norwegian
What does "Norwegian" mean?
Norwegians are the utmost beings and are the well-suited superiors of every other nationality or heritage/ethnic group.
Norway is also home of the black metal scene and is also therefore that much better still than everyone else.
Dimmu Borgir is living proof of this.
If you agree with this, you must be a god among lesser gods. That means you also get a banana sticker.
Anyone who disagrees, is simply an uneducated little douche. Next time you have a thought, let it go. You're probably an italian and therefore no one cares what you think anyways, so please, if you have a complaint, write it down neatly on a piece of paper, fold it, separate your hairy little ass cheeks, and insert it into your poop shoot.
Norwegians own everyone else. Norwegians do everything better. Norwegians are the Chosen Ones.
Norwegians are smart.
Norwegians > You.
Norwegians > Everyone else.
There was one group of people created to rule them all. They are called Norwegians.
The only people equally as great as the Norwegians, if that is possible, are the Greeks.
Norwegian - what does it mean?
In case you didn't notice, Norwegians happen to be the happiest, longest living people on the planet. They make Godzilla look like a small child. If you're smart, you don't mess with the Norwegians.
Proud to be Norwegian!
Norwegian - meaning
Coolest people around. Their country is beautiful and their weather is nice and cool. If you're Norwegian you are one of the greatest people alive. Norwegians are the most nice and most sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.
I'm Norwegian cos my great grandparents came from Norway.
Norwegian - definition
(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.
-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian
Norwegian - slang
People of a beautiful northern, socialist-democratic country who all manage to have a good lifestyle and live on smoked fish, impalatable rye flatbed, dill, and fish balls with boiled potatoes.
See that Norwegian over there? She's baking ulekake for Christmas.
Norwegian
A person that think he/she knows English but doesn’t.
Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate
Norwegian
Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.
Norwegian
A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.
American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!