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What is RISE and SHINE?
The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.
"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
RISE and SHINE - video
RISE and SHINE - what is it?
The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.
"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"
What does "RISE and SHINE" mean?
The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.
She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!
RISE and SHINE - what does it mean?
One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
RISE and SHINE - meaning
the act of masturbating right after waking up. hence the rise and the shine
1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
RISE and SHINE - definition
Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.
Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
RISE and SHINE - slang
Some plastic IDIOT decided to sing a little song I dont know her but who cares you can tell a barbie from a normal so she just ruined the saying rise and shine so now everyone is sad and depressed
RISE AND SHINE GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY IDIOT YOU ACT JUST LIKE FRIGGING CAILLOU
RISE and SHINE
Rise and shine. When u are sleeping in your crib and the camerman walks in and closes the door and then your mom comes in and says: RiSE anD sHinE
Stormi: dad, pls come pick me up. Wait gtg, she is coming. Bye😘
*pushes phone under pillow*
*fake sleeps*
Kylie Jenner: RISE AND SHINE🌞
RISE and SHINE
Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.
Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
RISE and SHINE
cause someone to stop sleeping, by the lovely vocals of kylie jenner singing "uhhrriiiiiseeeeee aynnddd shyyiineee"
kylie: ok we're going to wake stormi up and get outta here and show you guys her room!
also kylie: RiSe AnD ShiNe
stormi: umm... chile anyways so-