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What is Pulling a Kevin?To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks. (Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!" Pulling a Kevin - videoPulling a Kevin - what is it?The phrase "pull a kevin" was officially made by @PanzerAce_HMS mere minutes ago, its defined as dissappearing randomly with or without intent, its origns date back to the United States in the 2000s and was willed into a phrase by the most handsome and legendary robloxian, PanzerAce_HMS Hey, that guy just pulled a kevin! What does "Pulling a Kevin" mean?The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz. I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch. Pulling a Kevin - what does it mean?verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way Example: Pulling a Kevin - meaningTo time one's arrival to be exactly on time, yet be considered late by traditional standards. I will be at the game but might pull a Kevin... Pulling a Kevin - definitionAttempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort. Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out. Pulling a Kevin - slangThe act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.). "Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again" Pulling a KevinThe act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days. I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water. Pulling a KevinWhen you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends. Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin. Pulling a KevinGetting drunk on your lunch break Itβs a real slow shift so Iβm thinking about pulling a Kevin |
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