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What is Procrasterbating?
The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
Procrasterbating - video
Procrasterbating - what is it?
Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
What does "Procrasterbating" mean?
When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.
God I really don't want to write this paper..
Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
Procrasterbating - what does it mean?
When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.
Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
Procrasterbating - meaning
When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.
Procrasterbating - definition
The act of procrastinating by masturbating.
Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
Procrasterbating - slang
Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
Procrasterbating
Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;
The cause of "blue balls"
"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml
Procrasterbating
Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.
I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.
Procrasterbating
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.