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What is Pottermore?
When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
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Pottermore - video
Pottermore - what is it?
A mysterous, anxiety causing, possibly Fictictous letter allowing you to finially enter the promised land known as Pottermore.
The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.
Pottermore Welcome Letter. Aka: A real Santa Caus
"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"
" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."
What does "Pottermore" mean?
Boy: What are you doing tonight
Girl: Not much I'll probably be Pottermoring all night long
Pottermore - what does it mean?
A place where it is impossible to 'find the magical quill'
Girl: Hey, let's go register for pottermore!
Boy: We gotta find the magical quill first
Pottermore - meaning
Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.
A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.
P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.
Pottermore - definition
The only website to cause more headdesking than Tumblr and Facebook.
WHERE IS MY POTTERMORE E-MAIL?!?!?!
Pottermore - slang
An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.
Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.
Pottermore
A website that shows that Harry Potter will only end when those here are no longer loyal to him.
Pottermore is a gift from J.K. Rowling to her dedicated fans.
Pottermore
A website that is technological proof that:
Harry Potter will never end
JK Rowling doesn't even need to announce another book to make millions of fans foam at the mouth and cry in anticipation of something
Pink can actually be a lovely color
Pottermore: Coming Soon
pottermore.com